Goin' to a show...
Stop in all the by-ways,
Playin' rock 'n' roll.
Gettin' robbed.
Gettin' stoned.
Gettin' beat up...
Broken boned.
Gettin' had,
Gettin' took.
I tell you folks,
It's harder than it looks...
It's a long way to the top
If you wanna rock 'n' roll...
(Tickets still available from the plush Baloo on the bookshelf...)